ADHD mood
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thinking about how john mulaney and the mcelroys talk about their marriages as juxtaposed to most male comedians and just like…god the bar is so low but after so many years of hearing “ball and chain” jokes it is unbelievably refreshing to hear male comedians love the absolute shit out of their wives
millennials are killing the hating your wife industry
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FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT
Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone
Willy wonka is fucking shook
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Hideo Kojima tweeted a selfie of himself and Mads Mickelson naked from the waist up in bed.
the high i felt at the possibility of this being real and the crushing disappointment that followed after reading the source was honestly the ride of my life
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fake:
So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.
I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.
Anyways they should remaster this game
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